What "they" are saying about the Third Band

"This is the best band I've seen... in the past 10 minutes or so, at least" - Bruce's mom

"They're Ok... for old guys... I guess... can we go to the mall now?" - Donni's daughter

"Well, at least this keeps them all off the streets" - Joe's wife

"These guys are textbook example of post-psychedelic stress syndrome gone to its outer limits. Hey! Wasn't that a TV show?" - Dr. Feldman, quack psychiatrist

"Turn down the guitar!" - Tom White, Skipper's Smokehouse

"Do you guys know what time it is!!!???" - Joey's neighbor

"Sir, I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you guys to stop playing for the evening" - "Sgt. Lou Timmons, City of Tampa Police Dept.

"PLAY SOMETHING YOU KNOW!!!" - an anonymous voice in the audience

"I wish there were some quotes we could post here that didn't have all that bad language in them!"- Joey Donovan