EXCLUSIVE
DAVIS ISLANDS,
TAMPA, FLORIDA
GARAGE FOR SALE
BUY NOW,
GET THE REST OF THE HOUSE for FREE,
JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
Absolutely obscene and preposterous property tax increase along
with "should be illegal but is actually illegal to be without " homeowner's insurance is forcing me out of my family home.
Built by my parents in 1960, no other family has ever lived here- but now it's your turn.
Nice 4 bedroom, 2 bath home on Davis Islands, Tampa. Formal dining
and living rooms (well, it was never all that formal growing up here...), family room, four (!) hall closets, eat-in
kitchen.
In case you're not so great in the kitchen, all the best restaurants
on Davis Islands are within walking distance. So are the mediocre ones.
1815 SF concrete block/brick house on 91'x122' oak-shaded lot; Terrazzo
floors throughout (currently covered with new vinyl plank tile), carpeted living, dining and bedrooms; open-truss garage
w/lotsa attic access; covered patio (doubles as blues club); central air; gas heat, water heater and clothes dryer. Immature
owner, but very mature grapefruit, orange & tangerine trees. What more could you ask?
Glad you asked- also has a beautiful view of gigantic cathedral-like
McMansion nearing completion across the street. Estate-size lot enables you to build your own McMansion and grow crops in
the front yard (or have your serfs do it).
You won't need a moat because you're already on an island.
Dining room currently in use as rehearsal space for the Third
Band, but I can kick us out as soon as you fork over $499,000 (gratuity not included).
Wonderfully tolerant neighbors have put up with late-night band
rehearsals, so I'm sure you'll be welcomed into the neighborhood if your hobby is any quieter than mine.
For details, check in with Lance Williams, Preston & Farley
Inc 813-254-3111
http://www.prestonfarley.com/residential.html
MLS #T2284378
PLEASE
NOTE- this is the first time that the Third Band's garage sale page has actually featured a garage for sale- how's that for
truth in advertising?
YES- I can ship (except for the house)
YES- I can take credit cards (except for the house)
YES- I can take PayPal
except for the house)
